@Tw1tter_K1tten: Lice is the herpes of kindergarten.
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@Michael1979: 5 ways I am superior to a horse: 1. Better at catching frisbees 2. I refuse to be told what to do by jockeys 3. If a horse is badly injured or gravely ill, I'd probably be faster than that horse 4. I own more swords than most horses 5. Unlike horses, I know how to use the ATM
@AsgardianRose: The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.
@Rollinintheseat: Lois Lane: "Clark, have you given any thought to contact lenses?" Clark Kent: *starts sweating nervously*
@ClassicMegan: Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.