@jessforaminute: Lick the corner of your mouth. The corner. JUST the CORNER. God damn it Diane do you want to be America's Next Top Model or the Hamburglar
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@SuperRandomish: We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.
@DanMentos: "Bob's here" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* "Bob from work" *clouds recede*
@wizdsgn: all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too