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@AngelaEhh: *licks ice cream cone
Cone: I have a boyfriend.
@SondraDeeMe: If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder.
@AlyssaDiSalle: Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.
@ScottLinnen: Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction.
@BwanaChris: My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. "Give them to your sister," was apparently a relationship breaking answer
@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.