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@Sickayduh: [Lie detector]
"You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?"
- Yes
*needle going nuts*
"I, sir, have been owned"

[Lie detector]
“You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?”
– Yes
*needle going nuts*
“I, sir, have been owned”

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