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@NoTheOtherJohn: [Lies on resume about having gone to preschool]
Boss: You're hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture.
Me: *eyes widen* what

[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool]
Boss: You’re hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture.
Me: *eyes widen* what

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