@longwall26: Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown.
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@dubiousrhetoric: WORKOUT GUY: Climbing stairs after leg day is the worst bro! ME: My face hurts because I napped too hard on my face.
@Jay16282: The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.