@longwall26: Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown.
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@CM2BTTHD: My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.
@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
@TheRealRHB: Wife: Don't you think the yard needs to be mowed? (from my recliner I check google maps satellite view of our house) Me: It looks fine to me