@ewfeez: LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad.
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@DanMentos: I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty. Needless to say I completely lost my shit
@causticbob: A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife..
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.