@MariyaAlexander: Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love
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@AGreaterMonster: When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, "What are they doing?" Now I wonder the same thing.
@TheTweetOfGod: Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.
@fuzzlime: I take great pride in the fact that I have told you "the stupidest thing you've ever heard" in more than one argument