@MariyaAlexander: Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love
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@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
@GringoBrulee: HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir.
@Michael1979: WARNING: Local youths in the park are claiming to be tax inspectors & are issuing fines for €70 in "gullibility tax". DO NOT PAY. Turns out there's no such tax. When you go back to confront them, they say they can't do refunds without a tax receipt. THEY NEVER GAVE ME A RECEIPT
@iGreenMonk: I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out