@DanMentos: LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You’ll see it when you’re pooping
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@Parentpains: According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house.
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@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.