@JeremySchuetze: Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: I just cleaned out my purse. So, I'll be having a garage sale later this afternoon.
@muskrat_john: "WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony.
@BPMbadassmama: I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces.