@KenJennings: LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet
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@Tommytoughstuff: FBI AGENT: You’ll be put into witness protection ME: Can I be someone that has friends? FBI AGENT: No, it has to be believable.
@T_Bonezzz_: With the passing of Hugh Hefner, we must now turn the page on an American icon. *Pages stick together