@Sirrruh: Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though.
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@bobvulfov: Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now
@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
@moose_chocolate: Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?
@seamussaid: Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline