@DirtMcTurd: "Life Is a Highway" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road
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@therealeatwood: PRODUCER: OK, so this is a reality show about a blended family EXEC: Like a real-life Brady Bunch? PRODUCER: [uncovering giant blender] No
@facciabella: An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs.
@aksorojas: I'm reading an article entitled "Top 20 Must Visit Places Before You Die" and I'm disappointed cos there is no mention of the word hospital.
@GrantTanaka: Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan