@DirtMcTurd: "Life Is a Highway" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road
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@mompsychologist: I've never been on Jeopardy, but I have put a 4yo to bed, so I know what it's like to be asked about things you never even heard of.
@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.
@envydatropic: Fact - If you add "ish" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything