@TheTweetOfGod: Life is a suicide mission.
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@007Rex_Inc: M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!
@Proxic0n: SWAT: give up the hostages RICK ASTLEY[holding a gun to my head]: you know I can't do that