@TheTweetOfGod: Life is a suicide mission.
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@PaperWash: Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife
@jwoodham: Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.
@samalmightysam: What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen.