@MrNickJC: Life is like a box of chocolates. I don't have a box of chocolates.
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@david8hughes: "Marines!" "SIR, YES SIR!" "Get ready to deploy at 05:00 sharp--HUGHES WHERE IN THE SHIT ARE YOU GOING!?" "That's too early I quit."
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@TheRolo: [Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*