@IamEnidColeslaw: life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs
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@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
@DawnHFoster: A man has emailed to tell me I am a bad journalist because the statistics in my article are actually four years old. I wrote it in 2013.