@IamEnidColeslaw: life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs
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@AmandasNotFunny: Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: "Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."
@PetrickSara: Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out.
@thatcarlygirl: [cashier training, day 1] "Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."