@Thomas_Lull: Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get.
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@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
@ellieholcomb: Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /
@ddrwg: [Riding a saddled turtle] BATTLE TORTOISE, GOOOO!! [turtle just goes normal speed for turtles] Aww man.