@Thomas_Lull: Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get.
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@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.
@patrickmarkryan: On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean