@meaganbb1: Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind
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@GeorgeTakei: So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony.
@Thynebear: [getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in
@SodomyClown: The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.