@TheDairylandDon: Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma.
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@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look
@Twits_Giggles: It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons.
@RoosterMustache: Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels