@Vice_Queen: LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Those guys who came by the office to ask for protection money kept breaking things. Like I'm going to pay people that clumsy to protect me!
@3KidsNoJoke: Biden: I locked him in the bathroom, run! Obama: Joe! You can't...Give me the keys! Joe! Joe: WHEEEE! #bidenmeme #Election2016