@Vice_Queen: LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics.
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@aaronnemo: I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs.
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@briancthayer: *licks excess icing off mixer & spoon* Wife: Aww, thanks hun! Me: For what? W: Doing my dishes! M: Oh, I didn-- W: ... M: You're welcome.