@Vice_Queen: LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics.
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@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
@TheTumblrPosts: Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho
@Parkerlawyer: Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, "Your eyeliner is really crooked."