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@dreamthievin: Life plan:

1. Befriend shady people.
2. Witness a murder.
3. Enter witness protection & get new name.
4. So long student loans!

Life plan:

1. Befriend shady people.
2. Witness a murder.  
3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 
4. So long student loans!

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