@CruisinSoozan: Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
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@mishakey: Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts.
@jwoodham: DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery.
@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face