@CruisinSoozan: Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
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@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
@themorris23: *Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?