@MouthOfSass: Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture.
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@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"
@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@Asbo_Unicorn: When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
@TheBoydP: If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot...