@C3Ballin: Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe.
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@slimmy_shady: My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too.
@roadkill3x: I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.
@KeetPotato: [bono dressed as magician] "think of a song any song" purple haze "right n- no, a U2 song" oh ok um.. elevation? "ok now.. check your phone"
@gobmentcheese: In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo.