@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.
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@AdamBroud: [Garden of Eden] EVE: If I eat the apple I get to leave? GOD: Get to? ADAM SANDLER: Eatin that appley bappodoodaly EVE: Yes, get to.
@ag_loco: Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*
@kdelite8: Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*
@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.