@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.
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@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]
@KurtBusiek: I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940.
@LeanneMacco: Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders.