@BryMastas: Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.
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@JaneBadall: When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers.
@HavocMantis: I'm a fi-sci writer. "You mean sci-fi?" No, fi-sci. Fictional Science. Made-up scholarly articles on monsters, magic, and the like.
@WilliamAder: I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better.
@CatherineLMK: "Remember that man you met for 5 seconds when you were 2 months old? Let me catch you up on his medical history" -my relatives