@MakesYouGiggle: Life's too short for 1-ply friends. You need people who can handle your shit.
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@ShittyComedian: I was having sex with this woman for 10 minutes before I realized it was a man, and then for like 20 minutes after.
@xJLynn: If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?
@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@Mr_Kapowski: Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!