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@josePhDhoran: *lights a joint*
Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!
@markhoppus: Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate.
@jeffreyr77: Doritos - my own personal love triangles.
@juliussharpe: Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire.
@fanofhell: Doctor: what seems to be the problem?
Me: I need to be docted
Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people
@sfreeze6: I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up.