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@JessicaVarsity: How do they even grow a boneless chicken?
@ItsAndyRyan: "The N stands for number – so no need to say 'PIN number'.
"Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Isn't she your girlfriend?
Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet...