@BuckyIsotope: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight.
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@aveuaskew: I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.
@Marl_TheBean: I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.
@TheBeerGuy_: What idiot named it "proposing marriage" and not "engaging the enemy"?
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