@AbbieEvansXO: Like a mouse stuck in a mouse trap because its desire for cheese was too great, I too am stuck in a mouse trap
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@ryanqnorth: PROSECUTOR: Well, if you and your bandmates truly AREN'T responsible for the arson - as you claim - then I'm sure you wouldn't mind revealing to the jury just which parties, locations, or world events you think ARE responsible? *Billy Joel takes a deep breath*
@VodkaThursday: Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?