@AbbieEvansXO: Like a mouse stuck in a mouse trap because its desire for cheese was too great, I too am stuck in a mouse trap
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@Brianhopecomedy: When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it's Santa Claus!" so I don't have to get up.
@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.