@offshore122: Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat.
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@SortaBad: ME: What do you recommend? It's our anniversary WAITRESS AT WAFFLE HOUSE: You should try a waffle
@ficklenuts: My family has a proud tradition of hunting down the worst possible person we can find, and then marrying them.
@LooseTalks_Girl: When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage.
@Sarcasticsapien: Saying "to each his own" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion.