@Dr_powpow: Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation
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@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.
@Born2bVild: The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms.