@CulturedRuffian: Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'
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@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@qwertying: A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise..
@AbbyHasIssues: Meghan Markle is 36 and engaged to a prince. I'm 36 and just found an almond in my sports bra. Guess we're both living the dream.