@karenphotog: Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes
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@Swishergirl24: The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.
@darkmatter_wimp: I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry.