@Just_Oh_Susanna: Like my parents always said, "you're in the wrong house, you live next door".
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@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a librarian?" Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."