@Just_Oh_Susanna: Like my parents always said, "you're in the wrong house, you live next door".
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@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@kirkfox: I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty.
@SarcasticCharm: Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.