@Just_Oh_Susanna: Like my parents always said, "you're in the wrong house, you live next door".
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@Book_Krazy: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school.
@sarcasticmommy4: My husband offered to make me a mimosa & then said, “Oh, sorry, we don’t have orange juice.” Me: “That’s fine. I don’t take orange juice in my mimosa.”