@egg_dog: like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'
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@KentWGraham: My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out.
@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing
@daniel_shaw: Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me.
@Sassafrantz: [stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself.