@egg_dog: like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'
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@DiamondLou69: Saw a sign that read "Free Coupons". What I want to know is what kind of terrorist would hold coupons captive in the first place?
@mattwhitlockPM: This girl tweeted "You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies." ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles.
@ramblinma: *stops abruptly at red light* *instinctively reaches out arm to protect food in passenger seat*