@Muath_tu: Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@mikeleffingwell: STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.
@fro_vo: I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*