@Muath_tu: Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life.
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@VirgoSherry: A co-worker just used the word "elderly" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her.
@JohnnyBrash: 4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!
@philmann: Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs.