@RocketRankoon: *limbos away from your hug*
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@litfirebird: Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast.
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
@faizziy: Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products..