@RocketRankoon: *limbos away from your hug*
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@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena
@snmrrw: Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the "Ras" and slipping back into Russian politics.
@Rachelnoise: My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can't get laid.
@jakob_huber: Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away.