@bridger_w: Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers
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@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.
@david8hughes: [son hands me a picture he painted] Me: what's that Son: it's our house Me [walks outside with son]: do you see how it absolutely isn't?
@mommy_cusses: Me: Whatcha doin'? 5: Whatcha doin'? Me: Are you copying me? 5: Are you copying me? Me: I'm adopted 5: I'm adop- WHAT?