@hobo_hands: Linda from the office calls it a shawl but I know a shitty cape when I see one.
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@rockymomax: TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's "no gain" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better
@bigbrez100: Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting...
@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.