@BoomBoomBetty: “LINES OF COKE” is the only acceptable answer to yell from the bathroom when someone asks you a stupid question like what are you doing in there
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@E_lok44: The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is.
@TEXASVETERAN: A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's.
@MomofTeen: Gravy boat. Gravy boat. All the dishes are on my son's bedroom floor so I'm drinking coffee from a GRAVY BOAT!