@ShesARealGenius: Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli.
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@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
@LoveNLunchmeat: If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger.
@AudreyPorne: an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??
@HepatitisAtoZ: chore hatred level: considering becoming a raw food vegan and drinking straight from the garden hose to avoid doing dishes