@ShesARealGenius: Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli.
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@serialmatrix: God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.
@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.