@weinerdog4life: Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen
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@tricycle_champ: ME: Man, I really should get glasses. I'm blind as a-- BAT NEXT TO ME: blind as a what ME: um BAT: as a what ME: BAT: say it
@eddiesteadyno: at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] "Why? What's the problem?"
@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
@TheRolo: Table for six please? "Is your party coming soon or?" [Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I'm going to need booster seats