@ieatanddrink: Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the "FRESH EGGS" sign in my yard to brag
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@Black__Elvis: I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex.
@TheHyyyype: WIFE: what the hell happened here? ME: i broke an egg [earlier] ME [shaking egg]: tell me what u know, u piece of shit
@GrantTanaka: Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you
@ReelQuinn: "Yes, I'm here. I really need you to be more specific. I know a lot of Margarets." -- God