@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.
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@bighandsmassuer: People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am
@dinnersruined: Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean.
@VodkaThursday: There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.