@d2BMcG: Listen mate, the only rapture I'm interested in was sung by Debbie Harry
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@green_eyed_doll: Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.
@JasonLastname: They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted.
@kumailn: Batman based his superhero off what terrified him most. If I followed the same logic my superhero would be ListeningToVoicemailsMan.