@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.
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@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing
@Kyle_Lippert: Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father.
@jonnysun: its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say "hello" becuase i dread making smalltalk