@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.
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@TeaAndCopy: [Putting petrol in car] １９.９５ １９.９６ １９.９７ [stops] [gently now] １９.９８ [very gently] １９.９９ [ok, once more] [deep breath] ３７.８３ GODDAMMIT
@AndyAsAdjective: I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison.
@Pierre__4: If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
@ch000ch: honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions