@Parkerlawyer: Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding.
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@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.
@jon_snow_420: luke: yoda, i wish for........ your freedom yoda: i'm not a genie. i'm a person like you. i just look really weird
@lilgapeach32: I could understand Eve's choice to doom all of humanity if she'd been offered nachos. But an apple? My ovaries are not amused.